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“Can a magician kill a man by magic?”
Lord Wellington asked Strange....”
– Susanna Clarke - Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell.
Billy Holiday - I Only Have Eyes For You.
Helene Smith - The Pot Can’t Talk About The...
Neil Diamond- Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon.
Me: Yeah, Brenda and I will have a "let's get kicked out the first day of the lease" party... it's going to have mexican pole dancers, trannie midgets, jay-z, and a donkey.
Travis: sweet!
Me: Oh, and a shitload of illegal fireworks! Seeing as it'll be July 1st.
Me: We're gonna set Edgewater on fire.
Travis: and jello shots mad with rufies?
Me: Oh god, we're going to lace our whole building's water system with rufies... duh.
Me: That and ecstacy.
Travis: oh man, that's going to be one heck of a party
Me: We're also going to get some potato guns and load them with crack syringes for people to get their fix asaps.
Me: Oh, I almost forgot. Orgies. Duh.
Travis: with the donkeys...i figured that one already
Me: No, that was just for Jay-Z's special "performance."
Me: We're trucking in chickens for the orgy.
TV Babies - Crystal Castles vs. Comic Book Fever
Dame Vera Lynn - We’ll Meet Again
