Me:
Yeah, Brenda and I will have a "let's get kicked out the first day of the lease" party... it's going to have mexican pole dancers, trannie midgets, jay-z, and a donkey.
Travis:
sweet!
Me:
Oh, and a shitload of illegal fireworks! Seeing as it'll be July 1st.
Me:
We're gonna set Edgewater on fire.
Travis:
and jello shots mad with rufies?
Me:
Oh god, we're going to lace our whole building's water system with rufies... duh.
Me:
That and ecstacy.
Travis:
oh man, that's going to be one heck of a party
Me:
We're also going to get some potato guns and load them with crack syringes for people to get their fix asaps.
Me:
Oh, I almost forgot. Orgies. Duh.
Travis:
with the donkeys...i figured that one already
Me:
No, that was just for Jay-Z's special "performance."
Me:
We're trucking in chickens for the orgy.